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Salad Fingers Episode. 8 Salad Fingers Episode. 8

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

He really needs to get laid!

Seriously, this guy needs to get some poontang or he's gonna pop!



Uncle Sam on the River Uncle Sam on the River

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Uncle Sam...

Well I won't ask why you had the national anthem of Britain playing there. "God save our gracious queen..." etc. It seems America has a litter problem aswell, all those newspapers in that river. Maybe that was part of the analogy that Georgey boy doesn't give a shit about pollution and taxing oil - something that Americans really could do with as most of your cars are about as efficient as your president is at saying long words.
I liked the whole analogy though, but if I was Uncle Sam I'd change my clothes because he sorta dresses like Elton John these days...

Good video! 8/10



Hilltop Hilltop

Rated 3 / 5 stars

WTF

I have no idea what just happened.



Engineered Engineered

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very good.

It says a lot about how we would react if we could choose how our babies would look. Abortion doesn't seem to be much of an issue in that world, either!



Air Skirmish Air Skirmish

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was awesome!

That was one of the best original cartoons I've seen, I say cartoon, it was better than a cartoon. The way you used the sounds especially impressed me, aswell as the very dynamic animation styles you used. Obviously the 3D stuff made it look even better.
I am impressed with this, it wasn't too long either. I like the pilot's total lack of formality in the situation aswell, "Let's go kill this fuckwit!"

Pure gold! Definately deserving of the front page, this should be in the top 50!
Make more, but not with jets, try maybe a realistic tank battle? It's just a thought, but it would be another hit for definate if it was to that quality!

10/10


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LogFish responds:

Cheers man - my next movie will be better than this, I didn't polish this too much, and I was worried it wouldn't even make the dailies! I'm so happy about this front page thing! Although now like, 25000 people have heard my crappy voice acting which is kinda embarassing, I had to leave the room when the girl watched it I was so embarassed lol. It looks like incoprorating 3D is a strongpoint of mine so I'll be making more like this, thanks for the review!


MDay : The Emo Collab MDay : The Emo Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha!

That is a classic!

The only scene I object to is the emo fag wearing a Nightwish T. As Nightwish are nothing close to emo... But otherwise that was some hella-funny shit.

10/10



The First Wave The First Wave

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Don't be fooled by that 6.

I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. I know flash is hard at first (it'll only get harder). The planes were very well drawn, I don't know how you might have done them but well done. The markings on the sides of the planes do change from plane to plane, so you might want to change them for episode 2 rather than just copying them. It didn't make a big deal but considering you put so much effort in already I wouldn't have thought it'd be that hard.

You have the same problem as I did with my first flashes, it goes very slow. You end up watching a plane fly by for about 10 seconds, which is far too long. To improve the quality of the flash, especially one like this, it's good to make the action more fast-paced and intense to give you the feeling that the planes are going really quick (as they obviously would have been). Would also be nice to see a human element to the movie other than the officers around the radar table, maybe a pilot or two so we actually know who's gonna be getting shot at, that would increase the depth of the story a bit.

The only graphically disappointing bit was the fire on the radar station at the end, it looked totally wrong. I find fire is better drawn by doing each frame seperately rather than trying to tween a single graphic, because it ends up looking like a blob moving around pointlessly.

Another thing is sound, I realise sounds for this kind of stuff is hard to come across. I find a good resource for sounds are games, do you have any flying games? If you go into the Local Disk (C: Drive) and go into program files, you can usually access sound effects from your own computer games. You can also download sound effects from websites like flashkit.

Anyway, I hope that I've given you a few things to work with anyway. The main thing that needs sorting is definately the speed of it... Speed it up, viewers don't need to stare at a plane ambling past slowly for any great length of time!

Good luck, anyway. I look forward to Part Two. Let's hope that Britain will crush the Nazi horde. :oD

6/10


critiqUe109 responds:

The flying games were just the oldies i had in my storage. It was still a good use. The game was Red Baron II, it was on the credits.


Food Nipple Grunt Tlr Pt1 Food Nipple Grunt Tlr Pt1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ignore muggins in the previous review...

I thought it was pretty damn sweet. I'm gonna go watch number 2 now...

9/10



How to make a good Flash2 How to make a good Flash2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, that was really good!

That was really funny, erm.. I don't know what to say now... Good job!

10/10


Muffinator responds:

Thanks! ^-^


Icons Ep 2 Icons Ep 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha

That was really quite funny! Are the characters based on yourself and other people, or just random made-up people?

<<SPOILER, DON'T READ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE>>

Whatever it is, you should make more like this. My favourite bit was in the basement when he said he had too many cocks in his eyeballs. That was really funny. :D

Anyways, I'm surprised this has only got 13 reviews (so far). It really is good. Good luck in the future.

10/10


TheTreeman responds:

the characters are based off real people.